Andy Be Rotten
Anonymous asked: where are you from?
Ooooooowasso, Oklahoma. Why? Did my suppressed accent slip into my typing again?
okay, my ‘woe is me’ phase is over and now i am REALLY EXCITED TO HELP JESS PLAN HER WEDDING, OMG.
from 1,300 miles away, mind you, but what’s the interwebs for, anyway?
Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:
“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”
This fills my heart with so much joy and breaks it all at the same time.
(via mrgolightly)
I walk into a room, and for this industry, I’m impossibly tall. When they find it hard to pair you up with the opposite sex, then what’s left for a woman? Either you’re the ball-buster or the not-so-attractive girlfriend standing by the lead. I mean, traditionally not so attractive. Because you have your starlets and then you have their best friends who are these character actresses. When you fall within the cracks, you thank God for sci-fi, because they’ll give you a gun, and they’ll say, ‘Go over there and conquer that world. You kick some ass, girl!’
Gina Torres for ANY AND EVERY FUCKING ROLE SHE WANTS
WHY WOULD THEY CANCEL FIREFLYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!
(via loveyourchaos)
roomie’s booty call talks like a four year old. i’m glad i haven’t seen her, lest she be someone i know.
Remember how I said all my friends are married or about to be? By “about to be” I meant ‘might as well be already’. And my best friend’s boyfriend of six years just proposed tonight.
Guess I get to be in a wedding, maybe?
*edit* yes. I get to be in the wedding. That’s nice! I’ve only ever been a flower girl…like…twelve years ago.
holy crap I feel like an emotional train wreck tonight I don’t know what’s wrong
SAME
Sorry, Morgue. It’s probably me.






